Wanted: Reasonable Doctor Watson for me to explain stuff to when I am feeling clever

Private Investigator seeks Doctor Watson to ask dumb questions. I am the greatest detective in the world. I solve all cases by identifying clues other people would overlook as irrelevant. To me nothing is irrelevant it all connects somehow.

No matter what I do, things have a way of unfolding anyway. Thus I have a relaxed attitude to investigations and just do whatever seems like a good idea at the moment. This invariably turns out to be a stroke of pure genius and I need someone dumb to explain this to when I am being clever. You will be a leaf on the wind – along for the ride.

A more devious detective might have spun some line about the interconnectedness of all things. Not me. I let people draw their own conclusions.

Your payment will be the joy of seeing me be clever. If you happen to be a decent secretary as well I may employ you but please understand that things like “paying on time” are for lessor detectives. My world runs on its own chronometer.

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