It has come to our attention that club members have been showing up in 2020. You all should know better. Please self-isolate and don’t travel outside of the time zone until you have been cleared by a qualified Chrono-doctor.

Dave, we know this is you. Please do the right thing for once and stay home and stay safe, as they were saying that year.

As outlined in our 1811 and 2347 rules and regulations, this time period is off-limits because the popular leaders were bloody stupid and everyone was getting sick. The fine for breaking this rule is £12,000 at the 2008 value of the pound. We agreed on this at the 1802 AGM (the one where Janice showed up 107 times and the oldest ones fell asleep). You were all there and there are no objections recorded in the minutes. There is no excuse for it.

-Z

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